I wrote this returning from Ottawa after a short visit. In fact it might be qualified as a “revisit” as it mostly covered things I didn’t have time or energy for during my last visit! Mostly, this was shopping for books and DVDs. This involved a fair bit of driving around Ottawa and consequently, navigating around Ottawa. The car I had rented (which may or may not have been the same one I had rented in January) first proved reluctant to connect with my iPhone. Once I had made it connect, it turned out that I couldn’t use the iPhone’s navigation system to display on the car’s large display. Net result: I had to navigate with a combination of paper maps, pen scratching assisted by Google Maps.
I had identified several stores around Ottawa and printed a list. I then marked them on a free but limited map of downtown Ottawa and a better but larger scale map that I bought at Canadian Tire. Google Maps was handy in locating where the stores were on the maps which I marked in pen. I would then use the maps to do the actual navigation. I used a principal which I think of as simplified street navigation. Rather than follow an optimized Google Maps route, I chose to use streets in such a way that minimized the number of turns to be negotiated. It more or less worked for me. One slight problem was that I wasn’t used to the scale of the map vis-à-vis the scale of Ottawa: I found that I was overestimating the distances involved.
One bit of shopping that I didn’t need maps for was visiting an LCBO to get some Screech, currently unavailable from the SAQ. In the shop, I saw an ad for the launching of a drink inspired by the Trailer Park Boys TV show. The three main actors would be there as their characters. I was nonplussed by this having been the victim of a driver from a trailer park in the Maritimes with a history of substance abuse including alcohol. I’m half-tempted to go back to Ottawa and crash the event.
An added distraction was the sight of various building, among the most bizarre being one that first caught my attention by the incongruous sight of a large satellite dish on the roof of what looked like a grey stone convent. Getting closer, I saw that it was now the Chinese Embassy. I couldn’t help but remember a quote from Douglas Adams in Last Chance to See about hearing the theme from Hawaii Five-Oh being played in Tiananmen Square in 1988: “It was hard to avoid the feeling that somebody, somewhere, was missing the point. I couldn't even be sure it wasn't me.”
This morning, I sought a couple of stores on Bank Street in the Glebe. I found the street wonderfully eccentric and had I need to live in Ottawa, I would love to live in the Glebe neighbourhood. One note of this eccentricity was an add for an animated South American film that would apparently be shown at a special screening in the original Spanish. The film is based on comic character, and is named after him: Condorito : la Película.
The stores I sought didn’t have anything I really wanted, but there was a Flag Shop which had an indigenous variation on the Canadian flag which caught my eye. I went in to purchase one. While I was making the purchase, a pair of women came in and asked the sales clerk if the store had any combined Canadian and Mongolian flag pins! I commented that the combination was somewhat unusual. One of the women said that they had family who were to be posted to Mongolia.
If I may digress, when I bought a Driza-Bone riding coat in Sydney, Australia back in 2011, I was given an Australian-Canadian flag pin. The lady in that shop said they had a stock of such pins for likely countries. Hence, dual flag pins are a thing. However, I would give you good odds that the shop in Oz didn’t have Australia-Mongolia pins!
After lunch, I visited the Canada Agriculture Food Museum at the Experimental Farm. I was a bit disappointed that there was only limited amount of space devoted to explaining crops rather than livestock. I would have loved to find out more about boring crops such as wheat, oats and barley. The only crop that was covered in any detail was Canola, a crop that the Experimental Farm had a hand in developing.
A ewe with her four lambs |
I did have fun “annoying” the sheep by saying “Miiiiinnnnt saaaauuuuuce”. I also loved petting the lambs and sheep. One of the ewes, a Canadian Arcott, had given birth to four lambs this year. All four were penned with their dam. I don’t know exactly how the ewe sorts out who gets fed first, sheep only having two teats, but the lambs looked like they were thriving. I loved watching the lambs nurse as their tails seem to indicate pure joy. By the way, the breed term “Arcott” is an acronym for “Animal Research Centre in Ottawa”.
A Canadian horse |
A Newfoundland pony |
RCMP surplus Hanoverian |
The Horse and Cattle barn housed both an elderly Canadian horse, age 29, and a Newfoundland pony. Next to the Newfoundland pony was an RCMP surplus Hanoverian. I teased one of the museum employees about the bull in the barn being angered by red as both she and I were wearing red jackets. She explained that cattle can’t actually see the colour red, something that I knew full well.
In the building with historical displays, there was a small section describing a traditional Jamaican Christmas pudding recipe. There was an element of conspicuous inclusivity to it. There was also something in the recipe that reminded me of a recipe provided by a Jamaican-Canadian girlfriend of my brother Stephen. Or rather something that wasn’t in the recipe. There was a reference to adding alcohol marinated fruit to the pudding, but no reference as to the quantities of fruit and alcohol required. The recipe in from my brother’s girlfriend also left out an important ingredient.
Between the Orange Menace (a.k.a. Putin’s Puppet) having upset the established global trade rules the night before and the fact that I was in my nation’s capital, I was feeling somewhat patriotic. Also, a bit silly, as driving towards the car rental place, I mentally described the various government buildings I passed as being guarded by pairs of highly trained RCMP cobra chickens. As well, I stopped at the Canadian Science and Technology Museum to visit its gift shop as it was next to the car rental place. A larger family was boarding an SUV. I was a little perturbed to see that it had an Arkansas license plate. The state’s slogan was “The Natural State”, something that I really didn’t associate with it. As I got back in the car, I noticed a woman directing an SUV into a parking spot with aircraft marshalling type hand signals. This caused me to laugh out loud attracting her attention and causing her to exaggerate her motions even further.
Unlike my previous experiences at Ottawa’s train station (all three of them), this evening’s trip left from the nearest platform to the station. Unlike the other platform, this one was raised so as to allow high level boarding. That is boarding straight into the train without having to negotiate a set of stairs. This is makes life much easier for those with mobility issues or luggage. As I currently have both, I couldn’t help but wonder why the hell Via Rail doesn’t have more of such platforms.
My taxi from Central Station home feature a blue disco type light inside for no real reason other than the driver thought is was a good idea.